New Girl

• Nick: How can we have a mature conversation when you can't even say the word "penis"?
• Jess: I can say the word "pen..."
• Nick: Say it.
• Jess: I... "Peernyas".
• Nick: What?
• Jess: "Peernis".
• Nick: You said "peernis".
• Jess: [singing] Penis.
• Nick: Not singing.
• Jess: [in a deep voice] Penis.
• Nick: Not like a ghoul.
• Jess: [chuckling] I... I can say it! Pianist.
• Nick: No, you said "pianist".
• Jess: Enispay!
• Nick: Not pig Latin.
• Jess: "Peernis".
• Nick: Okay, not in Swedish.
• Jess: "Pemo".
• Nick: Not in fake Italian.
• Jess: [shrieking] Penis!